SURPRISE!

if i ever had a daughter

• me: what are you doing there on your computer?
• daughter: um, nothing.
• me: is that a Tumblr blog?
• daughter: yeah
• me: OH MY GOD CAN I SEE IT?
• daughter: what? NOOOOOO, no no nonono. it's nothing interesting, just stuff about that show i like.
• me: WHO ARE YOUR OTPS?
• daughter: wait, how do you know abou-
• me: DO YOU WRITE FANFICTION?
• daughter:
• me: DO YOU DRAW FANART?
• daughter:
• me: ARE YOU INTERNET FAMOUS?
• daughter:
• me:
• daughter: well, i only have a few thousand followe-
• me: OH MY GOD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
• daughter:
• me:
• daughter:
• me:
• daughter:
• me:
• daughter:
• me: promo 4 promo?

• me: why did you just reblog that from them
• me: i literally just reblogged that
• me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
• me: is it because you don't like me
• me: is it because i'm fat